2018 classic humorous joke, laughter is not worth your life, hahaha ...
忠诚 [A] loyalty
A director chose successors among the five deputies, and hesitated. The wife came up with an idea to test who is loyal to whom.
The director was very impressed, so he sent a text message to the five deputies, "I am in danger, I am in danger. Come and save me!"
After the text message was sent, there was no response. Suddenly someone knocked on the door and hurried to open it. Discipline inspectors stood at the door:
"You have been arrested, your four deputies have already committed crimes to expose you, and one has committed suicide!"
求婚 [Two] marriage proposal
The two old men have known each other for many years. One day, the old man summoned the courage to ask the old lady: "Will you marry me?" The old lady thought for a while and replied, "I do."
The next morning, the old man couldn't remember how the old lady responded, and could only call her to ask her.
The old lady thought for a while and said, "I said 'I do'."
The old man was very happy to hear it. Unexpectedly, the old lady continued to say, "Fortunately, you called me, otherwise I would never remember who proposed to me."
打麻将 [Three] playing mahjong
The four elderly people played mahjong together. After one lap, one went to the toilet. After going to the toilet, he forgot to play mahjong and went straight home.
The other three waited a long time to see that they had not returned and decided to look for it. But no one can remember who was playing Mahjong with them just now.
Years are ruthless, while you are young, you remember me, I remember you, go around all around, eat, drink, and drink, lest time is long, everyone forgets who is who!
充满 [Four] full
What is a local tyrant? Let's talk about a case: One day the tyrant goes to the business hall to charge the phone.
The salesperson asked, "How much does sir charge?"
Tyrant glanced at the salesman and said two words at a glance: "Full! ..."
包月 [Five] monthly
As soon as her grandmother drove to the intersection, she was stopped by the traffic police.
The traffic police said, "You just went through the red light. According to traffic regulations, you will be fined six points."
The traffic police reached out and asked grandma to show the driver's license.
Grandma found two one-dollar coins from her pocket and handed them to the traffic police. "No need to find them!"
Grandma went on to say to the traffic police, "I think what a big deal, six points at a time, I have a monthly subscription"
After saying that, the throttle was completely gone. Being rich is so willful ...
相亲 [Six] blind date
The first time I met the beauty, I encountered windy and rainy weather.
Belle: Can you say that my luck with dating you? It rained for the first time!
Me: Rain is jealous that we drool together!
Belle: What about thunder?
Me: We are a rare natural pair, and God is shocked!
Belle: What about the wind?
Me: Envy! God naturally speaks some gossip!
Belle: Then we will not meet again!
Why do I?
Belle: I don't have a high heart, I just want to live a windy and sunny day!
盗车 [Seven] car theft
A thief just dumped the stolen truck out of the garage and was captured by the rural uncle to the police. The thief was puzzled and asked the uncle: "Do you know this car was stolen?"
The uncle replied: "As soon as your mother gets in the car, the car will automatically call the police!"
The policeman asked, "Did you report it?"
The uncle replied: "Please note that the car is stolen! Please note that the car is stolen!"
The thief looked into the sky with tears and said to himself, "No culture is terrible! No culture is terrible!"
人生就是一颗蛋 [Eight] life is an egg
I used to make trouble
Without learning is a bad guy
Ignorance is ignorant
Hope for a beautiful face
Face like standard duck eggs
Not goose eggs
Skin is like peeling eggs
Not pickled tea eggs
Easy and boring
Leave free if you like freedom
No matter if you are a god horse
It ’s all over
Smile for ten years
I wish my friends young and happy forever!